Lions are Kings of the Jungle,
Cats are Kings of the home.
Lions have no call to be humble,
Cats shall behave with aplomb.
The rules for lions are simple:
They'll kill when of food they want more,
Their supply of sex shall be ample,
They shall roar when they want to roar!
The rules for cats are as facile:
Feeding schedules must never have flaws,
Their litter box cleaned without hassle,
They may yowl without any cause.
One must never disturb any lion
When he's resting at ease in the glade.
And the cat is permitted to lie on
Your book, you may not turn the page.