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Payback

by David Yehudah, Bellflower, CA, USA

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For some reason I feel as if I'm going to be 'gotten' big time, and soon. I'm not really sure why, but there's just a sneaking suspicion down deep in my bones Patty is going to figure out what happened and nail me. Or maybe not.

Seems I was sitting here reading the ng when one of the neighbors showed up looking for my darling wife. I listened for a moment and thought I could detect water running somewhere, but I just wasn't sure. So as I walked around the counter I told the neighbor I thought Patty was in the shower. When I arrived at the kitchen I reached over and turned on the hot water.

Immediately from upstairs came a blood-curdling screech and a stream of invective that would have made a sailor blush. "Yep, she's in the shower."

The neighbor is waiting expectantly (how's that for redundancy?) and I am waiting with. . .oops, here she comes, naked as a. . .nope, she saw the neighbor, and there she goes back upstairs again. I think this one may come back to haunt me.

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