Courses For Cats

PREY101:

Prey—A Conceptual Overview:

• What Is and What Is Not A Mouse

PREY202:

Power Cords:

• Prey or Peril? (Prerequisite: PREY101)

PREY306:

Edibility:

• Why It Doesn't Matter

CATFUN102:

Paper or Plastic?

• Bags That Are Dangerous

CATFUN107:

Food For Thought:

• Biting The Hand That Feeds

CATFUN203:

Barfing:

• Effective Methods/Places

CATFUN216:

Yowling:

• A Means Of Self-Expression

CATFUN306:

One Big Litterbox:

• Getting To The World Outside

CATFUN309:

It's A Damn Good Place For A Nap:

• When Humans Read

CATFUN317:

Size does not matter:

• Just Because It's Bigger Than You Doesn't Mean You Can't Eat It

CATFUN333:

Toilets:

• Not Just Fresh Drinking Water!

CATFUN409:

Claws and Effect:

• Denim, Wool, Silk, and Cotton

SELFDEF101:

Crucial Signs That You're Going To The Vet

• Course Outline:
  • What The Vet Does
  • Best Biting Methods
  • What The Thermometer Does
  • How To Remove Chunks Of Flesh
  • What The Needle Does
  • Clawing Eyes: A Last Resort
  • Why S-P-A-Y Is A Four Letter Word
  • Self Defense Using Urine

SELFDEF103:

Car Travel:

• Thinking Outside The Box

SELFDEF210:

Closet Hiding:

• What To Do When The Door Slams Shut

SELFDEF225:

Mirrors Must Die!

• Reflections On That "Other" Cat

SELFDEF336:

Carnivores In The Home:

• An Introduction to Vacuum Cleaners

SELFDEF401:

Bath time:

• Next To Godliness Is Shredded Skin

SELFDEF502:

Understanding Declawing:

• Compromise and Consideration

HUMFUN101:

Keeping Your Human Fit And Alert

• Modules:
  • Plants I & II
  • Curtains I & II
  • Glass Objects on Shelves I
  • Feet, Hands and Dangling Flesh I-IV

HUMFUN201:

Avoiding Disciplinary Retaliation:

• If No One's Home, Will They Know?

HUMFUN205:

Humans On Computers:

• Keyboarding For Cats (CTL-ALT-DELETE)

HUMFUN230:

Sleeping With The Humans:

• Blanket-Killing As Sport and Entertainment

HUMFUN270:

Climbing Humans:

• How To Recognize Bare Skin

HUMFUN477:

When KittyPoo Means You:

• Responding To Infantile Conversation

HUMFUN505:

Instinct and Insanity:

• An Overview of Human Behaviour

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