Observations on Cats

Unknown

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

Dave Platt

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."

Bruce Graham

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."

Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

Jeff Valdez

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

English proverb

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

Ellen Perry Berkeley

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

Ernest Hemingway

"One cat just leads to another."

Mary Bly

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

Anonymous

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic"

Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."

Faith Resnick

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

Anonymous

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

Hippolyte Taine

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."

Unknown

"No heaven will not ever be Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."

Albert Schweitzer

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

Ernest Menaul

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."

Anonymous

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

Colette

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

Missy Dizick

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."

Colonial American proverb

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strangecats."

Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."

Anonymous

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."

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