How Many Dogs does it take to change a Lightbulb?

Border Collie:

Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Dachshund:

I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle:

I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler:

Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu:

Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants . . . .

Lab:

Oh, me, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound:

Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Doberman Pinscher:

Leave it out. I prefer to work in the dark . . . .

Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer:

I see it! There it is! It's right there! There it is . . . .

Greyhound:

It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:

First, put all the light bulbs in a little circle . . . .

Old English Sheep Dog:

I thought it got dark out there, but you know, from under here, it's so hard to tell.

Puli:

You know, thees lighteengs appeel to my deep, roMANteek soul. I weell put on a leetle geepsie music for you, my dear. Then maybe we cry a leetle together, no?

Alsatian:

Who turned out the lights?! Nobody move! You're all under arrest!

Cat:

Huh! Who needs lights? Change it yourself!!!

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