If Cat appears out of nowhere and starts walking across your key board, deposit cat outside, and check your windows are secure. Restart your computer.
If Cat reappears and you have a cat flap, block cat flap and deposit kitty outside. You can now restart your computer.
If your Cat reappears again, you have a Schrodinger Cat and you must learn to do your computing around your kitty. Suggestion, disable keyboard and purchase a voice activation kit.
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