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Big Mouth

by David Yehudah, Bellflower, CA, USA

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A few minutes ago Patty and I were watching the evening news, when Samantha sat on her haunches right in front of us to watch tv. Between the long hair and the awkward-appearing pose, she looked quite broad in the beam.

Patty commented, "She's almost as wide in the butt as I am."

I, misunderstanding what she'd said, replied, "Nope. Nowhere near."

Wrong answer. The next thing I knew a throw pillow (aptly named, what?) hit me up side the head, followed by a stream of invective matched in living memory only by the time I dropped a spanner wrench on a Master Chief Petty Officer's foot during a particularly hairy breakdown in the path of following seas during a storm.

Do florists take phone orders from a doghouse?

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