Cats' Xmas Carols
Contents:
- Wreck the Halls!
- Jingle Balls
- Fluffy, the Snowman
- Silent Mice
- Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
- The First Meow
- I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
- Joy to the Curled
- Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
- Up on the Mousetop
- On the twelfth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me...
- twelve toys from Macys
- eleven mice a running
- balls of yarn all tangled
- nine frogs aleaping
- eight dogs on leashes
- seven pounds of catnip
- six cans of sardines
- five ... litter ... pans
- four strutting birds
- three quarts milk
- two chicken breasts
- and a pheasant under glass beneath the tree.
- 'Twas the night before Christmas
- and all through the house
- Not a creature was stirring,
- not even a mouse.
- 'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
- and tore him apart --
- Ate his mousey intestines
- and chewed up his heart.
- Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
- which made him take pause --
- He stopped daintilly licking
- the blood from his claws.
- "Must be Santa," thought Kitty
- (that quite clever cat)
- " 'Cuz no one else climbs down
- the chimney like that."
- Indeed it was ol' Santa
- so jolly and fat
- With a huge load of presents
- and all for the cat!
- "Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
- Kitty thought with a purr,
- Then he coughed up a hairball
- and shed some more fur.
- On the twelfth day of Christmas my human gave to me...
- Twelve bags of catnip
- Eleven tasty cat treats
- Ten ornaments hanging
- Nine wads of tissue
- Eight peacock feathers
- Seven stolen Q-tips
- Six feathered balls
- Five Milk Jug Rings!!!
- Four munchy house plants
- Three running faucets
- Two fuzzy mousies
- and a Hamste-e-er in a plastic ball!
- Deck the hawls with tails of mousies!
- Tra lala la la lala lala
- Tis the seesun to eat Pouncies
- Tra lala la la lala lala...
- On the twelfth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me...
- Twelve toys from Macys
- Eleven mice a running
- Balls of yarn all tangled
- Nine frogs a-leaping
- Eight dogs on leashes
- Seven pounds of catnip
- Six cans of sardines
- Five Litter Pans!!!
- Four strutting birds
- Three quarts of milk
- Two chicken breasts
- and a pheasant under glass beneath the tree!
Sing to tune of "Jingle Bells"
- Dashing to the vet's in the brand new red sports car,
- We have no litterbox; I hope it isn't far......
- I'll scream and claw and cry, to make them all feel bad,
- While plotting in my tiny brain to make the vet go mad!
- Chorus:
- To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
- If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
- To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
- Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!
- They check my fur for fleas; they check my ears for mites;
- They give me lots of shots; I give them lots of bites;
- They want to see my eyes; they want to see my teeth;
- They check out every inch of me, above and underneath.
- Chorus:
- To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
- If I had a choice in this, I'd rather just say "no-o"!
- To the vet's, to the vet's, to the vet's we go,
- Why must we always do this? You know I hate it so!
- Cats' Xmas Carols
by Laura Gilbreath, San Diego, California, USA
- Penny the Cat's Night Before Christmas
by Ron Zeidler, Colorado, USA
- The Twelve Cats of Christmas
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