Particularily Clumsy Cat

by Laura, Milan, Italy

Pam Shirk wrote:

Roll on the floor laughing! Dallas is a clumsy cat too.

Two episodes in particular still make me laugh when I think of them.

First was with the tub. I was filling it for myself (luckily enough, without bubblebath) and Dallas was sleeping on one corner and wtching the water fall. He was there, he wasn't moving... splash!

Then, there is Dallas's unique "cat attack" strategy. He places himself exactly in the middle of the room, belly on the floor and ready to jump. He looks around to make sure he's turned Invisible. He also meows a couple of times until he's sure nobody's hearing him. And he waits and waits for Dynasty to move. Now, Dynasty is not a sofa cat: she is actually a part of the sofa, she leaves it only for eating and for going to the bathroom. But the Invisible Cat is very patient... so finally Dynasty jumps down the sofa and goes to eat... passing very close to Dallas (she doesn't consider him at all ). Then Dallas jumps... and misses her. Every time. He never catches her... and she's not a fast cat.

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